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Taking home the bacon

Thanks to everyone who sent in a translation, and sorry for the delay in posting but we’ve only just stopped laughing after reading the winning entry from Jason Thomas.

Here it is in it’s full glory;

Hello all

I must write to you about an incredible weekend I spent last season whilst geared up for some serious sports action with all my friends. Jed had hankered after a dodgy house party, with Sidney having started to jibber with excitement with the thought at being at my side. Helen took Jed to
Ikea to get a bed. Des caught himself some of the local flange, and my nipples were hard to hear this new information.

Fervor believer Des called Lilly a smell bender, and Jed got love.

The scent dazed her whilst John asked old Jed to ?finger? the computer to compile a list of contact e-mail-addresses. Molested down an alley, dear old Ellen Anne made her contact through provider CSC World Online. Des?s violent size, as I relit his incredible fire-fed ganja for him again ? surprised Lilly “nymphomaniac”, the dour foreteller of returning problems.

Des gave orgasmic looking Andrea an enema. And what an example:
hardly like when Des met Gilbert?

However, has our Nicholas Bo got nut lice? Hopefully in a fortnight they?ll have cleared up? Kenneth on CSC World Online media?s had turned by then.

All the same, for a small period of time when we met, I wouldn?t embark on holding them. We forbid him even holding our “jerseys”.

Information teller Jed, our stout set idiot met them, pressed together. I molested them on Saturday. His eyes opened widely at seeing her, our dour frisky builder Olly?s lids flared openly with sores & haemmoroids: See www.csc-worldonline.com for details.

Irene: Undisclosed gender, bloke in a skirt, his hairy legs causing a
commotion. Jed let her get on with it.

Thanks to David Johnson who sent us in a slightly more sane translation which revealed it to be a daily newsletter from the CSC-World Online team who were apologising for not being in touch earlier.

Both winners will now be spending the weekend chomping on delicious Willy The Viking salami snacks.

Who says we aren’t generous.


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