The deal was simple. Supply an amusing caption to this pic:

…and you stood to win a shiny new Specialized P3 jump frame to kit out and go and make a fool of yourself in front of all the kids in the woods with. It’s just the excuse you need to go and learn to jump. It was certainly a popular competition, with a sizable entry that took us a not inconsiderable time to plough through.

Being generous sorts, we’re going to award four runners-up prizes of a Specialized Micro multitool and Air Force pump to Eric Dorman for “Oh man, it’s going to take more than a quick p*ss on the cables to get this one shifting again”; Scant Regard for his puntastic “Ice said, it’s forkin’ freezing in here!”; Monkey M*gic for “The bicycle before the invention of the letter ‘b'” and Tim TIm for the subtle “Clear and Frozen in Las Vegas”.

All quality entries to be sure, but none could match the winning entry, the gloriously hatstand “Talented Juggler Caught In Freezing Rain Storm” from Chris Trent. Congratulations, Chris – we’ll be in touch…

More caption comps when we’ve recovered from judging that one, probably.