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SSL International – the makers of Durex condoms – have revealed the findings of a study on sexual habits worldwide.

According to the survey “Americans had sex most often this year, while older teens and young adults in Japan did it the least”. This would explain how the early mountain bike pioneers in the ‘States have been unable to keep pace with the likes of Shimano and Far Eastern frame manufacturers. They’ve been too pre-occupied with pleasures of the flesh to hold their early technological lead, in favour of less libidinous Eastern engineers.

The Russians come in second – presumably to keep warm and take their mind off the mafia – and third place goes to the French whose phallic bread styling obviously has more of a subliminal efffect than previously thought.

Americans are also having sex younger than anyone else, Dutch kids are learning the ins and outs from their mothers and Indian Youths are the most faithful.

More contraception trivia and a re-assuring confirmation of how unnattractive most peole find Geri Haliwell
can be found here.

 

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