Specialist hardcore singlespeed manufacturers On-One have launched a radical new buying incentive for those spending over £100 on their website.
To compete with the rampant price cutting and incentives of the car business they have linked up with the Doncaster farm shop to offer a root vegetable of your choice free with all three figure, one geared purchases.
Leading industry nutritionists have already embraced the idea, declaring “there’s never been a better time to forget gears and eat your greens instead”. Rumours of similar “pound of Wisconsin beef” and “jar of genuine maple syrup” offers from Trek and Kona are unconfirmed at the time of going to press..
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