According to production company Monkey, Channel 5’s SWAG is “Candid Camera meets Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”. We’ve got next to no idea what that means, but it’s a hidden camera sketch show involving surprising hapless members of the public with elaborately-staged stunts.

One of these requires a fairly large quantity of cyclists to show up in Clissold Park, Stoke Newington this Friday (10th October) from around 11.30am until 2ish. If you are, or could be, in the area with a bike and kit, you might want to grab your fifteen minutes of fame – call Tessa McHugh on 0207 324 5143 or email [email protected].