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North Shore logging hits crisis point


The butt of all our crap jokes

There’s been some serious logging going on out on the North Shore, with the lumberjacks from Kona clogging up their office khasi with a forest of weighty trunks. Without the tools to clear the backlog, Doctor Dew and his cohorts decided to design their own. Henceforth came the latest addition to the Kona accessory range – the Jack Shit Toilet Plunger.

This quality addition to any parlour of poo, fecatures (sic)(sick!) a solid 21” wooden shaft, a durable 6” diameter rubber plunger with retractable reservoir and Kona Pseudopod decal design. At 600g, the Jack Shit Toilet Plunger is well suited to heavy workshop use, and should suit those cyclists with an addiction to java. It’ll sit right alongside Park’s bog roll holder and Campag’s corkscrew (for the stubborn ones).

Cost for this essential sanitary device in our Starbucks-filled society is a measly ten bucks.

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