After much laughter and shaking of heads we have an answer on the Kona Fairy story compo.
It’s the twisted Canadian tale of kings, skunks and bears from Alex Leigh who wins a Team Kona Ford Focus baseball hat and T shirt.
Thanks for the other stories – which you can read here – and we promise more of this schwag compo stuff soon. We’ll get round to remembering to let you know who won the Cannondale schwag compo too at some point.
Until then, are you sitting comfortably?
|Once upon a time in a land of rivers, lakes, mountains and beavers,
very unhappy king. King Kikapu of the singletrack tribe sat is his cave
declared ‘I’m bored’. It had rained and rained and rained so much
his old mate Noah was last seen heading out into the Pacific shouting
seen a bloody Giraffe I’ve only got one and it’s shagging both of the
goats’. So the King decided to invite all his friends round for a game
cards. A frog, a skunk and a bear made up this socially deficient unit
sadly the king knew no princesses due to that nasty accident he’d had
puberty involving a beaver, a moose and an experiment with his
sexuality. That kind of thing gets around.One of his friends, the big grizzly from the next valley was named,
unimaginatively, Bear. Even though the King outranked him, he didn’t
having his arms ripped off or getting stabbed with the bears fishing
so he let the bear choose the game. Now the bear wasn’t the smartest
in the Kingdom, in fact it had been said that a moderately active tree fern would should him a clean pair of heals in an intellectual race. So he
chose snap. ‘Bear Deal’, he grizzled and handed out cards to the King, his
friends and a passing mouse, that being a bear of little brain, he
wanted to play.
The wind whistled inside the cave and the flames of the fire were bent
Just then, the wind howled even louder outside of the cave and with a
The Skunk, well this
Well at least he did after the
So children, the moral of this story is:
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