World Cup commentating duties usually means Rob Warner has little or no chance of getting on the bike so a week at the Crankworx Whistler festival is most welcoming for our self-styled Lord.

After a hearty Canadian brekkie, Rob finds himself a hire bike and promptly decides to enter a pump track competition. The only problem is that the one competition left open to him is a contest for women only. Rob is no stranger to a bit of cross-dressing and with the help of Hutchinson UR’s Tracey Hannah, Lord Warner soon becomes Lady Warner.