Dangerous Momo – legendary french extreme rider professional,
star of Kranked 2 and Kranked 3 has been reported missing in action.
Whilst trying to circumnavigate the tough Marseille – Sheffield transalp challenge
our dangerous off road hero has apparently gone missing, en route (as they say down
his street) for a meeting with his sponsors, Planet X .
It all started out simply:-
From: "DAVE LOUGHRAN " <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000 14:38:32 +0100 To: momo2 <[email protected]> Subject: MOMO VISIT Confirmed details as follows ; 19 JUNE ; MODAY ; FLY MARSEILLE 14.20 ARRIVE STANSTEAD ; 15.25 FLIGHT NO ; UK 2599 21 JUNE ; WEDNESDAY FLY STANSTEAD ; 10.50 ARRIVE MARSEILLE ; 13.45 FLIGHT NO ; 2598 CONFIRMATION NUMBER ; M1TBBC FLIGHT ; BOOKED AND PAID FOR BY PLANET X Tuesday ; meet with Brant , go to warehouse meet with Ray review products. |
Then problems started…
From: "DAVE LOUGHRAN " <[email protected]> To: momo2 <[email protected]> Subject: CAN YOU TAKE THE TRAIN Date: Mon, Jun 19, 2000, 9:37 am DEAR MOMO Can you take the train today ; the windows in my car do not wind down and its very easy and much quicker as it is too hot TRAIN STANSTEAD – PETERBOROUGH ( this is the liverpool train ) 16.21 17.47 PETERBOROUGH – DONCASTER ( this is the Hull train ) 18.05 18.59 You must buy the return ticket it is £ 43.60 .( *********** ) |
And then…
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Re: CAN YOU TAKE THE TRAIN Date: Mon, Jun 19, 2000, 10:22 am dave what is hull train you want a take a billet but for what for the train or for the aeroplane |
The next thing we hear is a phone call…
I leave marseille 14.20 Plane is due 15.25 Plane 1 hour late. arrive 16.25 |
So, the train from Stanstead – Peterbrough is cancelled and re-routed thro Cambridge
Then, the train from Cambridge to Peterbrough – also cancelled and passengers put
on bus to Peterborough .
At 19.25 – Momo gets on bus to Peterbrough
What else can go wrong?
Not Momo – but he looks like this |
Hes now on a coach in ELY – which is 20 mile north of cambridge and nearer to newmarket
than Peterborough
Should anyone come across a break dancing , bunny hopping crazy frenchman anywhere
in the Newmarket area could they please point him in the direction of Planet X interplanetary headquarters in
Hunters Bar, Sheffield .
Momo was last reported saying – "The gay longhair is not good spirit and
the man from central trains is not the spirit of the dirting man , its the f**kerman
and I think its the very s**t company.
I say to my english friends not to use the central train company because its s**t
company with the spirit of the f**kerman."
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