If you fancy finding out whether the streets of London really are paved with gold then you could find eternal fettling happiness right underneath London bridge station, next door to the London Dungeons.

On Your Bike has just been totally gutted and rebuilt with a whole new workshop and sales floor but now needs high quality staff to sell and repair high quality merchandise. All positions will include full Cytech training up to and including advanced level, and excellent pay and conditions for the right people. So contact Russell Burton right now if you fancy the London life.

If the home counties are more your thing then you’ll be interested in Kim Davies’ splendidly honest hunt for applicants;

Job title: Salesperson / Shop Manager.

It’s important for me to get someone very good for selling in one of my bicycle shops. But don’t underestimate the extreme complexity involved in selling in a bike shop. There are c500,000 products that we are expected to be able to get access to. The next time you go into a shop and want a specific product, remember that’s 1 in 500,000. The product range is changing every year as well, so this is a technically demanding position. I maintain that there is a great deal more complexity and ongoing change in bicycle retailing than there is in nursing or most other professions. Please also remember that generally the great British public are a bunch of ungrateful b….eings. So what we need is someone with a great attitude, patient constitution, willingness for lifelong learning, accepting of constant change / grey information and self motivating.

Anyone still interested in this Herculean task should send a CV or E-mail to Kim Davies telling him that actually it all sounds rather easy.