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Fat Birds get busted

If you’re in the Norfolk area keep your eyes peeled for these rare european suspension beasts that were stolen from the ‘Fat Birds Don’t Fly’ bike shop in Hunstanton;
A Peugeot XC2 (one of only two imported into the UK)
A Bianchi Downhill Race Special FY660 (one of only six)
A Bianchi Racing Box Alloy 4200 (a limited edition bike)
Fat Birds are offering a reward of £500 for any information leading to return of the bikes and conviction of the thieves, so if you get offered a rare foreign bird at a suspicious price, ring this number 0845 4585875 and get big Famous Five points.
Video footage of your gang (lovable terrier optional) chasing down the swarthy robbers to their hideout will be forwarded to the Enid Blyton library which offers a further reward of slap up feast with lashings of ginger ale.

 

 

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