It seems that all you have to do is suggest, like we did in the Skoot Board piece, is that it’s a low news day and people try and prove different. Brant ‘news is something you didn’t know five minutes ago’ Richards mailled us this blurry pic of the new On-One Gimp in Raw finish. It’s tough, gritty, and they’re selling already.
The bike, seen here in it’s natural habitat (a car park) has: improved tyre clearance; no gears, no paint and “won’t break”. What a spec sheet.

Seen, just, in the wild yesterday

 
Overseas, and a few select uk, customers will be pleased to hear that On-One are still offering free delivery if you live in:

Shafter (California, USA)

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Bastard (Norway)

Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

Muff (Northern Ireland)

Wankie (Zimbabwe)

Climax (Colorado, USA)

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

Fukum (Yemen)

Lord Berkeley’s Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

Turdo (Romania)

Dongo (Congo – Democratic Republic)

Seymen (Turkey)

Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

Wanks River (Nicaragua)

Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Fuku (Shensi, China)

Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Tittybong (Australia)

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Dikshit (India)

Wankener (India)

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Woodenbong (Central Coast , Australia)

See the On-One website for full details on this offer, the new Gimp, ‘King Secure’ ordering sytem, and a load of old vegtables.