We’ve already brought you revelations about the amazing go-faster properties of our stylish Bikemagic jerseys. But now news reaches us of hitherto-unsuspected vertical take-off functionality woven into the very fabric of said jerseys…

This is Jason Wells at Swinley Forest. We’ve never met Jason, but he describes BM as “the best site out there”, so he’s our best friend now. Note that that’s not “the best bike site out there”, it’s the best site, period. So that must be pretty damn good.

Anyway, to the point. By his own admission, Jason didn’t think he could jump. But simply donning his BM jersey and aiming down Swinley’s Jump Gulley would appear to have done the trick.

You too could benefit from the sudden infusion of talent that a BM jersey could* bring you. Simply head for the clever jersey-buying page, stump up £39.99 and job’s a good ‘un.

And if any other Bikemagic jersey owners have examples of themselves displaying previously unheard of levels of talent, we’d love to see them – send pics to the usual address…

* Infusion of talent not guaranteed. Levels of skill can go down as well as up. Your dignity is at risk if you do not remain rubber-side down.