Dangerous Momo – legendary french extreme rider professional,
star of Kranked 2 and Kranked 3 has been reported missing in action.
Whilst trying to circumnavigate the tough Marseille – Sheffield transalp challenge
our dangerous off road hero has apparently gone missing, en route (as they say down
his street) for a meeting with his sponsors, Planet X .
It all started out simply:-
|From: "DAVE LOUGHRAN " <firstname.lastname@example.org>|
Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000 14:38:32 +0100
To: momo2 <CHMORERA@aol.com>
Subject: MOMO VISIT
Confirmed details as follows ;
19 JUNE ; MODAY ;
FLY MARSEILLE 14.20
ARRIVE STANSTEAD ; 15.25
FLIGHT NO ; UK 2599
21 JUNE ; WEDNESDAY
FLY STANSTEAD ; 10.50
ARRIVE MARSEILLE ; 13.45
FLIGHT NO ; 2598
CONFIRMATION NUMBER ; M1TBBC
FLIGHT ; BOOKED AND PAID FOR BY PLANET X
Tuesday ; meet with Brant , go to warehouse meet with Ray
Then problems started…
|From: "DAVE LOUGHRAN " <
To: momo2 <CHMORERA@aol.com FACE="Courier">>
Subject: CAN YOU TAKE THE TRAIN
Date: Mon, Jun 19, 2000, 9:37 am
Can you take the train today ; the windows in my car do not wind down and its very
easy and much quicker as it is too hot
STANSTEAD – PETERBOROUGH ( this is the liverpool train )
PETERBOROUGH – DONCASTER ( this is the Hull train )
You must buy the return ticket it is £ 43.60 .( *********** )
To: email@example.com FACE="Courier">
Subject: Re: CAN YOU TAKE THE TRAIN
Date: Mon, Jun 19, 2000, 10:22 am
dave what is hull train
you want a take a billet but for what for the train or for the aeroplane
The next thing we hear is a phone call…
|I leave marseille 14.20|
Plane is due 15.25 Plane 1 hour late. arrive 16.25
So, the train from Stanstead – Peterbrough is cancelled and re-routed thro Cambridge
Then, the train from Cambridge to Peterbrough – also cancelled and passengers put
on bus to Peterborough .
At 19.25 – Momo gets on bus to Peterbrough
What else can go wrong?
HEIGHT="263" ALIGN="LEFT" BORDER="0">Not Momo – but he looks like this
Hes now on a coach in ELY – which is 20 mile north of cambridge and nearer to newmarket
Should anyone come across a break dancing , bunny hopping crazy frenchman anywhere
in the Newmarket area could they please point him in the direction of FACE="Arial">Planet X interplanetary headquarters in
Hunters Bar, Sheffield .
Momo was last reported saying – "The gay longhair is not good spirit and
the man from central trains is not the spirit of the dirting man , its the f**kerman
and I think its the very s**t company.
I say to my english friends not to use the central train company because its s**t
company with the spirit of the f**kerman."