Christmas Giveaway: Uberbike Components brake pads up for grabs!
Merry Christmas everybody, ho ho ho! We are really getting seriously festive at Bike Magic towers, and aside from slip-sliding our way around the local trails in Santa hats we’re also giving away freebies to help you all on your way through the build-up to the big day.
This time round we have eight pairs of brake pads from the lovely folk at Uberbike Components – two pairs for each of four winners.
Brake pads: you’ll be needing some spares if you’re aiming to get out on the push-bike over Christmas, all that mud can play havoc with bikes. So why not save some pennies and win some here?
All you have to do is… Write us a short Christmasy poem/story/joke about Uberbike Components and post in in the comments box below. The most entertaining/festive four will win two pairs of brake pads of choice from the Uberbike online store!
Make sure you enter your email address correctly in the comments section or you will instantly relegate yourself.
Jingle bells,
my brakes smell,
the pads have gone away.
Please bike magic,
Give me more,
So i can go and slay, hey!
Twas the night before Christmas and I went for a ride.
Nothing too stressful, just down a mountainside.
Up in the light and down in the dark.
No lights on my bike not even a spark.
“Watch out son” said the voice from the sleigh
“Where are your lights? Get out of my way”
“Sorry Santa” I said with a laugh…
As I swerved quickly to get out of his path.
“Can I have some lights tomorrow so I can go out and shred?”
“Yes!” he said loudly as he hucked his sled…
Then off he speed to deliver his gifts
and I was left in the dark shouting, “I COULD HAVE DONE WITH A LIFT!!!”
They’re called Uberbike Components
Many thousands were their exponents
They wear well in the wet
The best pads I’ve tried yet
Does anything rhyme with obsequious?
Just relaised mine didn’t mention uberbike components! Better write another quickly:
Twas the night before Christmas and I went for a ride:
Climbing was tough and the going was rough,
The descending was harder as I clung to my charger
The brakes wouldn’t bite and it gave me a fright
As I slid from the trail and landed on my tail…
I sat in a heap and started to weep
All of a sudden I heard a thudding.
The footsteps came near and I quaked with fear..
“Hey kid – stop crying and shaking like a girl, here are those new brake pads you asked for!”
It was Santa with my new Uberbike brake pads!
I said “Thanks big guy!” and ceased to cry..
I brushed off my ‘nads and fitted the pads – from Uberbike, did I mention that?
yo mamms is so fat that when she wore a malcom x t-shirt a helicopter tried landing on her!
A christmas treat,
beneath my feet,
a shiny stocking filler!
A gleaming machine,
the bike of my dreams,
what a lucky fella!
but a year of neglect,
has had it’s effect,
the pads are ground to dust!
the cogs, and chain,
want to be happy again,
and escape the grasp of rust!
Uberbike prize draw
I want to win very very much
Haiku’s are quite, hard
Trying again…
Überbike brake pads
Stop me very well but maybe
Haiku not good idea
Hhm not very xmassy… One more
Ho ho ho Uberbike
Brakes pads work very well
Wish you a merry Noel
Liking it! Matt I reckon a couple more goes and you’ll have yourself some pads…
Jingle Bells, jingle bells,
My break pads wore away,
If only I had some uberbike pads,
Id be laughing all the way….
Oh what a joy it is to ride,
with some orange pads on display…
OK, comp over, done and dusted, turkey’s cooked etc.
Thanks to all of you for the classic replies! Hilarious.
Winners are chosen… We’ll be in touch via email.
Merry Christmas!
JM
All I want for christmas is some uberbrakes
not chocolate cakes or Jaffa Cakes
All I want for christmas is some uberbrakes
so I can downhill over Christmas
(sung to the tune of two front teeth which i wont be losing because of my new brake pads)
Merry Christmas to all of you. Thanks for posting this blog.